> David Roberts <address@bottom.of.page.if.I.remember.to.include.it> wrote in
> article <344381D9.962@bottom.of.page.if.I.remember.to.include.it>...
> > I wonder if the denizens of the group could sort out an argument between
> > myself and a colleague. He insists that Paul McCartney wrote the song
> > "Mull of Kintyre" about his "John Thomas".
>
> If you even consider believing any of this, YOU HAVE BEEN TAKEN!
>
> I can't quite even grasp you . . .
Avast ye! Is that Finbar Saunders I see afore me?