Hey is it off topic to flirt with my beloved sister?
Is it off topic to communicate with my goofy brethren?
Is it off topic to report that I fart alot when I eat hummus?
Is it off topic to tell you whiners that you are absolute idiots?
Hey I'm responding to a post by beautiful Heather followed by a post by
hotstuff Montana Crystal. My hard drive is erect. My keyboard stained
and sticky. I lust for further intercourse!
I'd like to think that we are all naked when we type and that cyber sex
is as good for you as tis for I. OOH BABY OOH BABY OOH BABY. I'm gonna
shoot my seminal cogniscence!
THIS MUST BE LUUUUV!!!!
LUV
BULL
PS Applications for penetration of the MORPHUN orifice are currntly
being accepted. Applicants need only be way cool rad dudes or dudettes,
make off topic bad puns continuously and be willing to have sex with me
on demand (or enjoy watching me grovel and beg)
PPS Who's going to Thanksgiving Council? Please bring off topic Love and
Light and prepare for MAJOR MAX MORPHUN!!
MORPHUN=UNMORPH
UNMORPH=NUFORM
PHUN+PHUN=MMORPHUN