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Here's a joke that'll get you LOL.
peace,
Happy
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Subject: Fw: [Fwd: joke about parrots]
Date: Fri, 10 Oct 1997 23:27:49 -0700
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Here's one for you. mm
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> This lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem.
> I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say
> one thing."
>
> "What do they say?", the priest asked.
>
> "They only know how to say `Hi, we are prostitutes. Do you want to
> have some FUN?'"
>
> "That's terrible!", the priest exclaimed, "But I have a solution to
> your problem. Bring your two talking female parrots over to my house
> and I will put them with my two male talking parrots who I have taught
> to pray and read the Bible, then my parrots will teach your parrots to
> stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn
> to pray and worship."
>
> "Thank you." said the lady.
>
> So the next day, the lady brings her female parrots to the priest's
> house. The priest's two male parrots are holding rosary beads and
> praying in their cage.
>
> The lady puts her female talking parrots in with the male talking
> parrots and the female parrots say, "Hi, we are prostitutes! Do you
> want to have some FUN?"
>
> One male parrot looks over to the other male parrot and says, "PUT THE
> BIBLES AWAY! OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED!!!!!" >>
>
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